I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me - Infant/Toddler T-Shirt

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Baby Bigfoot has standards. Very high standards. 👣😭

This little guy is sitting in the forest, surrounded by mushrooms and pinecones, absolutely losing it — and the reason is simple: ugly people. He only cries when they hold him. Can you blame him?

I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me is the perfect baby shower gift, the most honest onesie alternative, and the shirt that will make every parent laugh out loud. Spoiler: your baby won't be crying.

• Features an adorable, dramatically crying baby Bigfoot in a lush forest setting
• Bold woodland-style text: "I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me"
• Available in White, Pink, and Light Green
• Available in infant and toddler sizes
• The perfect baby shower gift or addition to any little Bigfoot believer's wardrobe